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Saw this when I was grocery shopping today:

"it will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber."

Soul Crusher #6

Little "Johnny" during make your own pizza day:

"I was tricky. I put only things you would find in a taco on my pizza so that I could fold it and make it a taco. hahahaha."


Wow. So tricky.

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"I convinced myself for so long that I wanted other things but now that I've found what I really want and what makes me happy, it's all I can think about and strive for...And even if I lose this, I know it's all I can continue to search for."

Soul Crusher #5

9-year-old Manny talking about "Free Choice" day. The choice between going outside or staying in.

'Manny': Miss Klarrisa, the girls are just going to want to stay inside. I wish they wouldn't come.
Me: I'm a girl and I want to go outside.
'Manny': But you're a WOMAN.

Later 'Manny' and 'Johnny' whining again later...
Both: boooo we want to go outside. girls hate dodgeball and going outside. they hate us
Me: Again, I'm a girl and I like dodgeball and going outside. And I think you two are great... when you're not whining to me.
Both: But you're a WOMAN.

1. Apparently I need reminders that I'm a woman. :)
2. Apparently girls hate things like going outside and playing sports, but women are fine with it. hmmmm